My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
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Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero
i am all about gray foggy mornings in late autumn when there’s a chill and a shiver in my body. mornings that call for large sweaters and rain boots. standing in the woods with pine and rain and smoke in the air. or standing at the edge of the ocean with salt in your mouth and the wind in your hair. the feeling of being both lost and found at the same time. the promise of returning home in your hands. a lick of winter at your heels.
i am all about gray foggy mornings in late autumn when there’s a chill and a shiver in my body. mornings that call for large sweaters and rain boots. standing in the woods with pine and rain and smoke in the air. or standing at the edge of the ocean with salt in your mouth and the wind in your hair. the feeling of being both lost and found at the same time. the promise of returning home in your hands. a lick of winter at your heels.
frostbytemyrik asked:
Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.
scribblekin answered:
You have my attention
I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.
Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.
(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.)
Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.
The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.
Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:
Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!
1,385 pounds
my mental health is like a roller coaster that only goes down
so not like a roller coaster at all more like a log ride
a log ride of self hatred
downward plunge of despair
“The magic man.”
Young person: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire!
Old man: [touches the fake “burning” log]
Young man: Oh man, he’s the magic man.
the old man’s smile is so heartwarming he is so ready to be a part of this vine i love this
if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over
- Me: Wow I just made a wonderful group of friends.
- Mind: Friends?
- Mind: You don't have any friends.
- Mind: They don't like you.
- Mind: Nobody likes you.
- Mind: They feel sorry for you.
- Mind: The second you log off they all talk about you.
- Mind: You just annoy them.
- Mind: They have real lives.
- Mind: What do you do all day?
- Mind: Look at how happy they are.
- Mind: You can never be that.
- Mind: You weren't meant to be that.
- Mind: Everything would be better if you were dead.
- Me: Oh yeah..
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
northern-haunting